Sunday, April 11, 2010

Did I ever tell you. . .

. . . that I'm quite the procrastinator? Actually, I believe at some point it has been mentioned. I didn't realize it had been such a long time since I've posted until someone pointed it out to me. It occurs to me that my last post occurred around the time I got a new job. So. . . .please forgive me and I'll see what I can do later today about getting something up. I do have a number of new shoes to show off! ;-)

Until then, check out the new poll on the right. I always love knowing who is out there reading/looking!

Friday, November 6, 2009

For the Old School Fans

You are probably wondering what happened to the Foot Girl for Hire blog. Well, here it is, folks: I've left the fetish session "biz" and will now focus exclusively on my online activities. Pics, videos, and worn items galore!

I've blended together the content from my multiple blogs for your enjoyment and hope to add new stuff soon. As always, I love to read your comments and feel free to email me anytime with suggestions, requests, special orders, or just a simple "Hello".

Catch 'ya on the

PS. Thanks to those people with whom I've met in person - I've had a blast (hope you did, too)!

Mmmmmmmm. . . Flesh

Results of the last poll are as follows:

Hands down (er, um. . .or feet) the entire sole of the foot is your (my dear readers) favorite part of the foot. All those bastinado dreams led to the Soles winning 62% of the votes.

Now keeping in mind that multiple answers were allowed. . . Arches came in a close second with 50% and the Toes and the Ball of the Foot tied at 25%. Ankles earned a paltry 12%.

Sadly, the Heels were ignored in the voting process entirely. I say "sadly" because I love to have someone rake their teeth over the soles of my feet and bite along the heels (where the sole meet the foot). Quite delicious!

Random pic that seemed to work well with the post's title. LOL

Tuesday, October 20, 2009

Sex and the City

Season 2: Episode 12 "The Exquisite Pain"

Charlotte is way too uptight!

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

Tuesday, September 22, 2009


Ugh! I am out of commission for probably at least a week or so, but I'm not really sure at this point. I've got an infected bite on my ankle and the antibiotics I was given haven't done squat. So. . . I'm off to the doctor again to see what's next. When I'm all better, I'll be sure to post something, because I haven't made time for my feet lately and I'm really itching for a little TLC!

And another thing. . . Boo hoo, my stats have declined on the "Have you Pleasured Yourself?" Poll. My goal is to stay above a 75% "approval" rating. So, my question is: What would you like to see on the blog? What would really rock your world??

I'm looking forward to your answers. ;-)

Friday, September 4, 2009

How was YOUR summer?

A random pic from vacation this summer. So what did you do this summer?? LOL
**Pic used with permission - duh, that's only polite!**

Saturday, August 29, 2009

Tell Me What You Want, What You Really, REALLY Want

One of my favorite things to do is custom orders. Maybe you are looking for a specific style of socks or hosiery to purchase or want to dictate the setting of a photograph. . . let your imagination run wild!

Who likes grapes?
If it is foot related, by all means, let me know what you are interested in seeing. (And, no, ass and pussy worship is not about feet and therefore off-limits). I am simply interested in fulfilling a need that many have. I hear quite a bit about how some wives and girlfriends aren't interested (or even disgusted) in regards to this fetish. Personally, I don't understand their reservations, because I love it!

That's who I'm here for: the guy who wants a foot fix. Dominant, submissive, kinky, vanilla, gay, straight, wierd, normal, average, or anything in between - I love foot guys. Period.

Tuesday, August 4, 2009

Can We Talk. . .

. . . about tickling?

Oh, my gosh! I met someone on my recent trip who allowed me to tickle him mercilessly while he was tied to the bed and blindfolded. It was one of the most awesome things I've ever done!

It was great fun to switch from an intense attack to a lightly, teasing touch; to taunt his armpit with a potential tickle and then surprise the soles of his unsuspecting feet; or to touch nothing at all but watch him squirm with anticipation. I haven't laughed that much in a long time!

I absolutely cannot wait to try that again!

Thursday, July 30, 2009

You Guys Are No Help!

So the toe polish color poll came to a close with decidedly UNDECIDED results. There was a three-way tie between Fire Engine Red, Fuchsia/Bright Pink, and French or Natural. So it looks like I'm on my own with the next color choice!

And WHY didn't anyone tell me I'd misspelled "fuchsia" the first time around??

Saturday, July 18, 2009

Au Naturale

When I conducted the poll to pick my next nail polish color, I notice somebody selected "No polish". I so rarely go without polish that I thought I'd honor that request this weekend and take a couple pics.
(Sorry for the lack of focus, my camera is still MIA and all I could borrow was a wide angle one!)

Thursday, July 16, 2009

My Lovely New Ladies

I acquired a new pair of shoes that I'm completely in love with. There is yet another pair I am fawning after, but I'm still waiting for those. My camera is MIA for some strange reason, so new pics may be slow to show up until I find it!

Monday, July 6, 2009

Bubble Bath - A work in progress. . .

I apologize upfront for the crappy quality of this clip. I didn't realize until after it was taken that the focus goes in and out as the automatic settings can't keep up with my movements. (I suppose that means I need to move in slow motion. Of course watching it after the fact, I think that would be a good idea anyway. I sort of move through things lickety-split!)

The reason that I'm posting it at all is to get some advice and helpful hints about what should be included in the remake of this clip. As you can see, the basic idea is feet in a bubble bath. . . what should I keep in, what should I leave out, and what should I add?


Tuesday, June 30, 2009

Panties and Stockings and Socks - OH MY!

Looking to purchase my unmentionables? Click here for current inventory: Barefoot Concubine's Boudoir.

Friday, June 26, 2009

The Great White of Smelly Socks

I wore these socks on a day trip to NYC and sealed them in a ziploc baggie at the end of the day. They are all wadded up, because that's how they were when I peeled them off of my feet. Oh, yes, I suppose I should mention that this particular trip was a year ago.

I just checked them for the first time and, wow, is the inside of that bag ripe! ;-) Due to the longevity of the ripening, the price is $30.

As always special requests can be honored if it is within my power.

Saturday, June 13, 2009

My Poor, Poor Stood Up Tootsies

Do these look like the tootsies of a woman who deserves to be stood up? Alas, that is how I spent my time this morning. . . waiting for a no-show.


Saturday, June 6, 2009

Objects in Motion


Pardon the mosquito nibbles, but I got attacked the other day!

Next up: Stripes!

Saturday, May 30, 2009

Say it with Feeling

Please, God, tell me I have not inspired something burgundy.
RED, Charlie boy. RED is the colour of sex!
Burgundy is the colour of hot water bottles!
Red is the colour of sex and fear and danger and signs that say,
Do. Not. Enter.
All my favorite things in life." - from the Brit flick Kinky Boots

Wednesday, May 20, 2009


I've been inactive for quite a long time, but now am back in the game. Hope to have some new pics up soon!

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Random Boot Pics

Everyone likes their own thing: bare feet, flip flops, sandals, boots, strappy heels, etc.

So here are a few random boot pics for someone's enjoyment.

Love me/Hate me

Everything seems to be relative, so let me clue you in to who/what I am.

I call myself a BBW - some call me fat, while others think "big" doesn't start for a few more sizes up. I am 5'9", so that makes me very close to 6 feet in heels. I have a larger ass, but ironically a smaller chest. I tend to keep my hair short and most agree that my eyes are my best feature.

Now what does this have to do with feet? Technically, nothing. I'm simply trying to explain that for those who are looking for a total "perfect" package, I'm not it.
But I am intelligent, spunky, fun, unpredictable, secretly a little shy, very open-minded, and creative. So take that!

Wednesday, January 14, 2009

Reviews and Testimonials

Post a comment if you'd like. . .

Saturday, January 3, 2009

Resolutions are for Quitters

Isn't that usually how it goes? We make a New Year's resolution to do or not do something and somewhere along the line we fail.

"I'm going to eat healthier [until that piece of cheesecake lands on my plate]".

"I will drink less [but only after all the holiday parties are finished]".

"I will update my blog weekly [oh, who am I fooling? I'm a procrastinator and no resolution is going to change that].

So this year I didn't make a single New Year's Resolution - nyah }-p

I will, however, try to catch up with the blog since I haven't posted in 2 months. So, yes, dear readers you will find back-dated posts. Sue me.

Saturday, December 20, 2008

The Shoe Gods Have Smiled on Me

This is a completely unrelated picture, but I thought someone might like it.

So it seems that in lieu of getting that much coveted pair of Dollhouse "Sari" heels I wanted, I've gotten a couple extremely good deals lately. The first was a pair of black and gold strappy Ralph Lauren heels and the second was a pair of gold and silver Guess strappy heels. They were $15 EACH! Holy crap it doesn't get any better than that!

Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Your Favorite Activities

In order of preference, according to The Official Barefoot Concubine Poll, they are:

Thanks for responding!

Monday, October 20, 2008

Cry Me a River

My camera is broken. (Sob, sniff sniff)

It was working about a week ago and now it is freaking out - the screen is perpetually black, it is making odd noises, and it shuts itself off. This could not have happened at a worse time!

Let's see what I've got lurking in the archives:

PS. "Cry Me a River" is also a song by Justin Timberlake, but I'm ignoring that fact. The Canadian band, The Cliks, did a nifty remake of it, however, that is quite respectable.

Saturday, August 2, 2008

My Second Job is Bastinado

Okay, not really, but it might as well be! I needed a little extra cash and so I've started working part time at (drumroll, please). . . a shoe store. Naturally, one cannot wear boring shoes to this job. I just got home from a 6 1/2 hour shift in heels and, lord have mercy, my feet hurt!

This is always the catch 22. . . cute shoes are not comfortable and they wreak havoc on your feet. Wearing frumpy shoes sucks, but having blistery, sore, and calloused feet is certainly not an option either. What's a girl to do?

Monday, July 28, 2008

Somebody's Watching Me. . . or Not

The other day I was so bored at work because business was dead (this is quite unusual). I'd finished every piece of work I could find, chased every speck of dust away, and finally just stood there.

So I started doing foot exercises. I kicked off my shoes and spent the next half hour stretching my calves, raising up on the balls of my feet, and curling my toes under to stretch the tops of my feet.

If anyone in security was watching I have no idea what they were thinking. There are 4 cameras behind the counter and one of them has a view of me from behind. So they would've seen the whole show - if anyone was watching and if they liked feet. But just in case, I tried to put on a killer show.


Thursday, July 10, 2008

Wanted: Shoe Whore

I cruised the mall today in search of a second job. Things are a little (um, a lot) tight lately and I've got some big expenses coming up. Unfortunately, I walked away with a new shirt, two pairs of shoes, and no good job leads. It seems that no one is looking to hire a budding shoe whore. (Sigh)

To add insult to injury, I found a pair of shoes that I absolutely adore, but just can't justify buying right now. The salesgirl was good, too - "This was a special buy for us and I've only got one in your size. You know what you need with this? A black French Tip pedicure. Too cute!" And she's right. Grrrrr!

I woke up dreaming about these shoes today. It is becoming a sickness, I swear!

Friday, June 20, 2008

First Time for Everything

For my birthday, a couple friends and I went out and got pedicures done (compliments of a friend). Amazingly enough, I have never had a pedicure done before and it was fantastic! The warm jacuzzi soak, massage, scrubbing, rubbing, poking, clipping, painting. . . whew! Those cute Asian girls certainly earn their money!

You can see the results here. . . I figured go for the french pedicure, because I'd never do one myself. I've been showing my toes off to everyone! And, briefly, I must wax poetic about the cute flip flops in the pics that I had to return. I coveted them for weeks, but upon purchasing them discovered they were quite uncomfortable. Drats!

Sunday, June 1, 2008

"Take a picture, it'll last longer"

Today I caught myself sneaking glances at people's feet at work. Not the employees (we aren't allowed to wear open-toe shoes), but at the customer's feet. Not much time for close scrutiny, but some of you people out there should wear socks 24/7, that's just all there is to it! However, upon seeing a nice pair of tootsies, I have to wonder, "Are her's better than mine or just different?"